Today is the second day after I came back from the long waited Chinese New Year holiday, it is a bit slow here. I’m not gonna move or do anything in the office besides goyang kaki and nudging some online pals for some relaxing topics. One of the topics that we touched on is about the Hong Kong actor, Edison Chen’s sex photos scandal, which involved a few known to be innocent actresses such as Bobo Chan and Gillian Chung, the not innocent Cecilia Cheung whom is Nicholas Tse Ting-Fung’s wife, Maggie Q, and some of the names which I know nuts about them such as Mandy Chen Yu Ru, Candice Chen, Rachel Ngan, and finally Edison’s current girlfriend, the young and sweet 18 Vincy Yeung.
The scandal has been the hottest topic in town, from the small kopitiam which your granny will bull-shit around at to those chained coffee cafes such as Starbucks and Coffee Bean, you can hear everyone is discussing about the topic if not asking for the latest photos. Some will discuss about who did wrongly in this scandal, some will blame Edison for having so many sex pals, some will fuck the bastard for being stupid to send his Mac Book for service, some laugh at the bitches for video recording their nudes and so on. All turn out to be, the hottest kopitiam topic.I did not discuss about the moral of this scandal, I did not analyze who’s to blame in this case, I didn’t because I find all this are irrelevant and not important at all, and it has no fucking business to do with me. All I concern about is, who has the perfect body among the actresses, who has the biggest boobs amongst all, who has the sexiest pussy or maybe the most pubics, so and so. I did surf around the internet for post related to this scandal, sad to say almost all the related topics are commenting about Cecilia’s marriage, Gillian’s apology, Bobo’s cancellation of her wedding; But none is about their physical appearance. Perhaps I hadn’t found any but actually they exist.
Then I suggested to my pals that we can actually come out with a set of awards to be given to the actresses for their unintentional contribution, anyhow we felt entertained by the scandal, didn’t you?? After that, the chat went on with we, a bunch of ham sap lou came out with many silly ideas such as The Most Hairy Cat, The Most flattest Runway, The Most AV scene, Rookie of AV, The Biggest Mouth, The Longest Tongue and so on. We just made fun of the actresses with their appearance. They really made our day. Actually, I really hope to see Cecilia Cheung photos before and after her confinement. Do you think I will have the chance??
